Friday FAIL

First off I HAVE to apologise for the greasy fingers. I was on my 3rd or 4th manicure of the day (don't you hate those days where nothing works?) and my cuticles were demanding some sort of moisture. 

I had this idea in my head that I wanted glittering white nails with a red sparkle. I tried Revlon Powder Puff with Orly Winter Wonderland and Revlon Slipper. FAIL.

Then i tried a few different variations of mixing topcoats, and glitters until I thought I had it!

Which of course you can see by the rancid look of it, I didn't. This was Orly Winter Wonderland (3 coats) with one coat of Slipper. It was so spectacularly hideous and thick? OMG. I have FINALLY come to the conclusion, there is no white polish I can wear with giving me a) lobster hands and b) fits of rage.

Barf. Good thing I have a pal who likes white polish, they'll all soon have nice new home.